Dating in One's Middle Years # 9 What do a blonde bombshell, an ’80s-style mixtape moment, an FSB hit, and a naive idiot sleepwalking toward disaster have in common? Read on!
Omg !!! I’m very cynical Mark !!!! It all sounds well dodge !! I feel like she would have put you under a spell and then asked for money ? Who was looking after kid when you went for your walk ? How did she suddenly disappear when you got back ??? You sure she wasn’t gonna ask you for money after the strip routine ? That was so random, who does that ??? Unless you are doing stuff together in the heat of the moment, but it didn’t sound like that ?!! 🤣🤣🤣😆 this cracked me up!!!!! So sorry for laughing !!! Your mate is right !!! I can’t wait to hear about the next part 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😆😆😆😝😝😝 I want to say more but I don’t know how to word it 🤔😳😆 my dating story number 8 was hell !!!! Not the actual date but what happened after !!!
Hahahahaah!!!! LOL a lot! 'Are you a serious man'! What like John Le Carre? I haven't read part 2 yet...did SHE kill the husband OMG! I feel a lie detector and dental drill coming up. Have you bought running shoes yet?
So glad the wonderful Francis F forced this out of you - it's so good!
Your friend P is spot on. Run a mile, for sure. But I see there's a part 2 awaiting me and I'm so intrigued.
I've never tried online dating, but I do have plenty of experience with Slavic women, including a Russian. And they, uh...can be challenging, let me just leave it there.
Omg !!! I’m very cynical Mark !!!! It all sounds well dodge !! I feel like she would have put you under a spell and then asked for money ? Who was looking after kid when you went for your walk ? How did she suddenly disappear when you got back ??? You sure she wasn’t gonna ask you for money after the strip routine ? That was so random, who does that ??? Unless you are doing stuff together in the heat of the moment, but it didn’t sound like that ?!! 🤣🤣🤣😆 this cracked me up!!!!! So sorry for laughing !!! Your mate is right !!! I can’t wait to hear about the next part 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😆😆😆😝😝😝 I want to say more but I don’t know how to word it 🤔😳😆 my dating story number 8 was hell !!!! Not the actual date but what happened after !!!
Breath Francis - breath god damn it 🤣🤣🤣!
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel like you need help 😆😆
As you know - these take some writing - next weekend x
Good !!! Don’t leave it hanging 🤣🤣
I feel like I need help too! 🤦🏻♂️🕺🤪🚨
The problem is - when you’re full grown and bright in every other arena of your life - most people don’t believe you can be that naive.
However, now you’ve known me for some time - you know it’s all, very painfully, true! 🙈🙊🙉
🤣🤣🤣🤣 when is part two coming out ???
Hahahahaah!!!! LOL a lot! 'Are you a serious man'! What like John Le Carre? I haven't read part 2 yet...did SHE kill the husband OMG! I feel a lie detector and dental drill coming up. Have you bought running shoes yet?
Spoiler alert - I am alive … just 😳🚨🚨🤦🏻♂️
So glad the wonderful Francis F forced this out of you - it's so good!
Your friend P is spot on. Run a mile, for sure. But I see there's a part 2 awaiting me and I'm so intrigued.
I've never tried online dating, but I do have plenty of experience with Slavic women, including a Russian. And they, uh...can be challenging, let me just leave it there.
Be careful!
She is a force of nature to be sure Daniel!
I’m delighted you’re enjoying this episode - I trust Part 2 delivers an even better experience! 😳🤦🏻♂️🚨🤣
Anxiously awaiting part two!
Very kind Wendy - it’s on my to do list, I assure you 👌🏻😎
Ohoh. I agree, run the other way. But you clearly didn't 😉 Looking forward to reading the rest of it!
Which bit of “Mark following great advice” sounds like me Maggie 🤦🏻♂️🙈🚨🤣🤣
Well this was Sunday morning with a coffee reading!
Hope you didn't spill the coffee Ashley - I lived through it and still get the shakes!
Coffee in tact thankfully 00Smallwood.
Can’t believe you’ve left it here - cliffhanger!! 😂😂
I'm working on a film script alongside this Stephen - cliffhanger's is where it's at! 🙈🤣.
On the upside - episodes 2, 3 & 4 are much, much better!
Oh my god…. I’m so intrigued!! I need to know what happens!!!!
I promise it’s coming - I’ll be spilling the beans - but at about 6 hours to write each instalment - it’s going to be a weekly occurrence I’m afraid!
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